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Drones Banned At Yosemite

Rangers at Yosemite National Park have issued a stern reminder to visitors that flying drones is banned within its boundaries, saying that using the unmanned aerial vehicles to take nature photos can disrupt wildlife and create noise pollution. What do you think?

  • “How are we supposed to enjoy the park if we aren’t even allowed to ruin it?”

    Joshua Entwin
    Marketing Expert
  • “A stern reminder? Fuck, they’re serious about this.”

    Carl Hallet
    Car Bumper Installer
  • “What if I’m just using it quietly in my tent?”

    Marilyn Conwell
    Bakery Assistant
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