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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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Drug Found To Boost Female Libido

Flibanserin, a drug developed unsuccessfully as a treatment for depression, was shown to increase and enhance sex drive in women. What do you think?
  • "Between this and Viagra, my husband and I will have no excuse not to enjoy a very fulfilling conversation about science."

    Lacey Moreland Systems Analyst
  • "I'll be honest with you: I'm not exactly thrilled about the idea of women enjoying sex."

    Neil Ridgeway Greige-Room Worker
  • "Ha! My wife doesn't need any help getting aroused. We already kiss for two minutes every night."

    Harry Prieboy Psychiatrist

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