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Oct. 19, 1931

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Drug-Resistant Staph Widespread

A study from the Centers for Disease Control found that potentially deadly drug-resistant staph infections were more prevalent than originally believed. What do you think?
  • "Yeah, well, I bet they're not fist-resistant."

    JoAnn Ways
    Systems Analyst
  • "If things keep going the way they're going, I might actually get to blast a zombie with a shotgun."

    Jason Weintraub
    Deli Clerk
  • "And you don't even get to have sex with the person in order to catch this disease? Sometimes I really hate nature."

    Ralph Barnes
    Consultant
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