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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Drug Tested On Children

A recently uncovered study revealed that pharmaceutical giant Pfizer tested an unapproved meningitis drug on children in Nigeria without their knowledge. What do you think?
  • "Right. Like an American drug company would give away free prescription drugs."

    Mindy Davis Brewer
  • "Trovan might not have been approved for use on American children, but it was never disapproved for use on Nigerian children."

    Darren Morton Systems Analyst
  • "Are you happy now, PETA?"

    Keith Haas Meat Packer
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