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A mysterious new coffee shop opened in Los Angeles this weekend calling itself “Dumb Starbucks,” drawing hordes of curious customers who were told the café is a functional coffee shop legally classified as an art gallery in order to avoid violating Starbucks’ copyright. What do you think?

  • “The height of artistic expression is calling things dumb.”

    Amy Goode Systems Analyst
  • “You mean all you have to do to steal something is put the word ‘dumb’ in front of it?”

    Matthew Adams Bakery Assistant
  • “Oh, I get it!”

    Tony O’Donovan Furniture Restorer

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