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Dungeons & Dragons Creator Dies

Dungeons & Dragons creator Gary Gygax died this week. What do you think?
  • "I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that thousands of Americans owe their fictional lives to that man."

    Tom Sutherland
    Chain Link Fence Installer
  • "I can react 12 different ways to this news, but I just don't know how to decide."

    Kyle Trampier
    Tailor
  • "Oh, that's sad. I wasn't aware Mr. Gygax was unwell. I'm genuinely sorry for your loss, pussies and faggots."

    Karen Wells
    Makeup Artist
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