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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Dunkin' Donuts Employee Busted For Prostitution

Following a six-week investigation, a New Jersey Dunkin’ Donuts cashier was arrested for propositioning customers for sex. What do you think?

  • "Call me a snob, but the sex is way better at Starbucks."

    Matt Fisk Label Coder
  • "Oh, so that explains why every time I ask for a Coolatta at a different location they just hand me some kind of frozen-fruit crap."

    Peter Endino Filter Tender
  • "Cool! I can't afford either thing she was selling!"

    Sue Burgess Unemployed

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