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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Dylan, Albright, Morrison Receive Medal Of Freedom

President Obama honored 13 recipients, including former secretary of state Madeleine Albright, singer Bob Dylan, author Toni Morrison, and astronaut John Glenn, with the Medal of Freedom. What do you think?

  • “This is just an honorary medal, though, right? He’s not really going to let these guys go free, is he?”

    Jenny Mitchell Unemployed
  • “I would’ve picked former secretary of state George Shultz, singer Donovan, author Alice Walker, and astronaut Scott Carpenter, but okay."

    Kevin Henry Brake Adjuster
  • “This could really jump-start sales of John Glenn’s back catalog.”

    Lars Bacmeister Fabrication Examiner

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