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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.
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Earliest American Scat Found

The earliest-known fossilized feces was found recently in Oregon, placing humans on the American continents 1000 years earlier than previously believed. What do you think?
  • "I like to think that in thousands of years somebody is going to be looking at my poop."

    Sarah Fripp Systems Analyst
  • "Oh, sure. The only difference between a Nobel Prize and an injunction is a couple hundred thousand years."

    Errol Judd Line Cook
  • "How can we be sure that some ancient nerd didn't just carry an already thousand-year-old petrified turd with him when he crossed over the land bridge from Asia?"

    Albert MacKay Mechanic

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