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Earth-like Planet Discovered

Scientists have discovered an Earth-like planet orbiting a red dwarf star 20 light-years away. What do you think?
  • "If it's Earth-like, then it's probably near destruction and of no use to us."

    Randy Kirkland
    Cantor
  • "How Earth-like? 'Temperate and able to sustain life' Earth-like or 'completely overrun with self-absorbed assholes' Earth-like?"

    Eirc Steinway
    Social Worker
  • "Did scientists find any tall, single men on that Earth? I've pretty much exhausted my possibilities here."

    Melody Thorsen
    Tour Guide
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