Economy Down, Crimestoppers Tips Up

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Vol 44 Issue 28

Life Expectancy Falls

A study at the Harvard Global Health Initiative shows that, for a segment of the population, life expectancy is lower now that in was in the early...
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Economy Down, Crimestoppers Tips Up

As food and gas increase in price, so, too, do calls to Crimestoppers looking to trade tips for reward money. What do you think?
  • "I've just been hitting people with my car who somewhat resemble any of the wanted posters down at the post office."

    Ross Pederson
    Truck Driver
  • "This is quite a quandary. I need to purchase a Stop Snitching shirt and DVD, but I can't afford them without calling Crimestoppers."

    Henry Wakeman
    Fruit Picker
  • "What a waste of time. Now, being an FBI informant–that's where the real money's at."

    Debbie Flemming
    Accountant
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