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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Ed Bradley Dies

60 Minutes correspondent Ed Bradley recently died. What do you think?
  • "Of course: The black one is always the first to get killed off."

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  • "An amazing career capped off by his dignified October 15th interview with a stripper."

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  • "Finally, Andy Rooney can relax around the office."

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