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Ed McMahon May Lose House

After falling behind in payments, former Tonight Show sidekick Ed McMahon is in danger of losing his $6.25 million home. What do you think?
  • "That's what he gets for giving his financial planner just two-and-a-half stars back when he was a Junior Vocalist."

    Toni Visconti
    Systems Analyst
  • "I'm sure there's someone in L.A. with a guest house who could use a pandering sidekick."

    Phil Bittan
    Pastor
  • "Ed McMahon is caught in the same mortgage crunch as hundreds of thousands of other hardworking Americans with six-bedroom Beverly Hills mansions."

    Carlos Murray
    Gardener
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