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Edward Snowden Seeks Asylum In Ecuador

After fleeing Hong Kong, NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden arrived in Moscow, where he is seeking asylum from the government of Ecuador, the same nation that has sheltered Wikileaks founder Julian Assange in its London embassy for over a year. What do you think?

  • “What about Roman Polanski’s house? Couldn’t the dude go there?”

    Sid Campbell Systems Analyst
  • “He should take a tour of the Galápagos Islands—spectacular!”

    Mario Henriques Urban Planner
  • “Assange will totally be the Felix to Snowden’s Oscar.”

    Laura O’Quinn Elephant Keeper


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