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Edward Snowden Speaks At SXSW

Appearing over streaming video from an undisclosed location in Russia, NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden spoke at the South By Southwest Interactive Festival yesterday as part of a panel hosted by the ACLU. What do you think?

  • “Ah man, I was hoping to see some up-and-coming whistleblowers."

    Milo Baumgartner Unemployed
  • "Bold move by Snowden—But is it bold enough for SXSW's group of innovators, game-changers, and movers and shakers?"

    Christian Dampf Fuse Inspector
  • "He was alright, but I preferred Dum Dum Girls."

    Rachel O’Bannon Camera Specialist


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