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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Edwards Alleged To Have Love Child

According to an ex-aide, former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards may have fathered a child with a videographer on his campaign staff. What do you think?
  • "This is the weirdest attempt at a political comeback I've ever seen."

    Ruby Ellroy House Steward
  • "Doesn't she know that having sex with John Edwards gives you cancer?"

    Morgan Chandler Calciner Operator
  • "Well, that settles it. He'll never get the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination."

    Jeff Willeford Systems Analyst

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