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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Edwards Discourages Sympathy Vote

Presidential contender John Edwards said that he does not want people to support him just because his wife has cancer. What do you think?
  • "Fine. I'll just take my sympathy vote elsewhere then!"

    Colleen Chung Usher
  • "What a hero. To not exploit your wife's illness for political gain is really quite admirable."

    Christopher Banner Systems Analyst
  • "How dare this man try to dictate to me which trivial reasons I use to pick who I'll vote for?"

    Fred Plumber Wrought Iron Gate Installer

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