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Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Edwards Discourages Sympathy Vote

Presidential contender John Edwards said that he does not want people to support him just because his wife has cancer. What do you think?
  • "Fine. I'll just take my sympathy vote elsewhere then!"

    Colleen Chung Usher
  • "What a hero. To not exploit your wife's illness for political gain is really quite admirable."

    Christopher Banner Systems Analyst
  • "How dare this man try to dictate to me which trivial reasons I use to pick who I'll vote for?"

    Fred Plumber Wrought Iron Gate Installer
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