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Cannon Overshoots Tim Kaine Across Wells Fargo Center

PHILADELPHIA—Noting that the vice presidential nominee had been launched nearly 100 feet into the air during his entrance into the Democratic National Convention Wednesday night, sources reported that the cannon at the back of the Wells Fargo Center had accidentally overshot Tim Kaine across the arena, sending him crashing to the stage several dozen feet beyond the erected safety net.

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Lone Superdelegate Voting For Martin O’Malley Feels Like Total Fucking Idiot

PHILADELPHIA—Sheepishly raising his hand to nominate the man who suspended his presidential campaign back in February, unpledged delegate Bob Shiefke told reporters Tuesday he felt like a “total fucking idiot” for being the only person at the Democratic National Convention voting for former Maryland governor Martin O’Malley.

Michelle Obama: ‘Well, There Are 8 Years Of My Life I’ll Never Get Back’

PHILADELPHIA—Her face fixed in an expression of apathetic detachment as she took the stage Monday night to raucous cheers and applause, First Lady Michelle Obama reportedly began her address to the Democratic National Convention by exhaling audibly and remarking that she would never get the past eight years of her life back.
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Edwards Endorses Obama

After months of speculation, former presidential candidate John Edwards has endorsed Barack Obama for the Democratic nomination for President. What do you think?
  • "Gosh darnit, that's because the American people just plain old deserve better."

    Henry Ryan Call Monitor
  • "Edwards continues to show real leadership. Most people would have waited until all 50 nominating contests were finished, but this guy stepped up after 47."

    Margaret Bolton Lighting Technician
  • "I guess there really are two Americas: the America in which he announced his endorsement in May and the America in which he announced his endorsement in February when it might have mattered."

    Ken Sutton Systems Analyst

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