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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.

Trump Asks Entire Senate To Clear Out Of Chamber So He Can Speak To Comey Alone

WASHINGTON—Entering through a side door and bidding the assembled legislators, congressional aides, and members of the media to give him a moment with the former FBI director, President Donald Trump reportedly asked the entire Senate to clear the chamber during James Comey’s testimony Thursday so he could speak to him alone.

A Timeline Of The Watergate Scandal

With the White House mired in controversy, comparisons to Washington’s most famous scandal have been common, if not always accurate. Forty-five years after the events leading to Nixon’s resignation, The Onion presents a detailed timeline of the Watergate scandal.
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Edwards Endorses Obama

After months of speculation, former presidential candidate John Edwards has endorsed Barack Obama for the Democratic nomination for President. What do you think?
  • "Gosh darnit, that's because the American people just plain old deserve better."

    Henry Ryan Call Monitor
  • "Edwards continues to show real leadership. Most people would have waited until all 50 nominating contests were finished, but this guy stepped up after 47."

    Margaret Bolton Lighting Technician
  • "I guess there really are two Americas: the America in which he announced his endorsement in May and the America in which he announced his endorsement in February when it might have mattered."

    Ken Sutton Systems Analyst

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