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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Egypt Holds First Presidential Elections

Fifteen months after Egyptian ruler Hosni Mubarak was deposed, Egyptians voted in their first-ever free presidential elections. What do you think?

  • "I just hope they elect to be happy; that's the most important thing of all."

    Isabel Swicker Nodulizer
  • "I fail to see how this will improve matters if they just turn around and vote in another Egyptian."

    Eric McNish Malt Loader
  • "Live it up, Egypt. We've been voting for 235 years, and trust me, it never gets old."

    Drew Trotter Systems Analyst
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