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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Egypt Holds First Presidential Elections

Fifteen months after Egyptian ruler Hosni Mubarak was deposed, Egyptians voted in their first-ever free presidential elections. What do you think?

  • "I just hope they elect to be happy; that's the most important thing of all."

    Isabel Swicker Nodulizer
  • "I fail to see how this will improve matters if they just turn around and vote in another Egyptian."

    Eric McNish Malt Loader
  • "Live it up, Egypt. We've been voting for 235 years, and trust me, it never gets old."

    Drew Trotter Systems Analyst

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