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DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Egypt Holds First Presidential Elections

Fifteen months after Egyptian ruler Hosni Mubarak was deposed, Egyptians voted in their first-ever free presidential elections. What do you think?

  • "I just hope they elect to be happy; that's the most important thing of all."

    Isabel Swicker Nodulizer
  • "I fail to see how this will improve matters if they just turn around and vote in another Egyptian."

    Eric McNish Malt Loader
  • "Live it up, Egypt. We've been voting for 235 years, and trust me, it never gets old."

    Drew Trotter Systems Analyst
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