Elderly Woman Unknowingly Lived With 20,000 Bees

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Elderly Woman Unknowingly Lived With 20,000 Bees

Saying she didn’t notice any buzzing or see any bees flying around outside, a 98-year-old Florida woman was shocked to discover more than 20,000 bees living in her attic, as well as numerous rats and squirrels that had been attracted by the large amounts of honey. What do you think?

  • “Getting old is quite the adventure.”

    Elton Schiff
    Lathe Operator
  • “So that’s where all the bees went!”

    Gustavo Lombardo
    Sluice Tender
  • “If you think about it, aren’t we all unknowingly living with 20,000 bees?”

    Cybil Schmook
    Prune Washer