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Election Madness

With Florida's results in doubt, several other states mulling recounts, and both Bush and Gore threatening legal action, the winner of the Nov. 7 presidential election has yet to be determined. What do you think?
  • "Gore should concede and let Bush have the presidency. After all, he's truly earned it."

    Len Ruffin Meat Packer
  • "I just hope they do a revote in my district. I'm pretty sure I accidentally voted for Leo Koepke for county clerk instead of Barb Shultz."

    Elaine Pasqua Homemaker
  • "The only clear mandate I see emerging from this election is that elderly Palm Beach Jews want an end to abortion and affirmative action."

    Bethany Aldrete Teacher
  • "Man, that Doris Kearns Goodwin must be wetting her pants over this."

    Donald Youmans Chiropractor
  • "This has been an incredibly difficult time for me, not knowing whether to invest in Solarcorp or GloboPetrochemical."

    Andrew Deshaies Systems Analyst
  • "See, now this is why I don't vote."

    Patrick Bosio Auto Mechanic

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