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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Emanuel Calls For Auto Industry Bailout

Rahm Emanuel, the chief of staff for the president-elect, is calling for a more rapid response to help the struggling auto industry. What do you think?
  • "Why don't they just cut back on costs? I never wear my seat belt."

    Rick Gunderson Delivery Driver
  • "Obama doesn't need to give government money to the auto industry. He just has to tell his disciples to go out and buy a Pontiac, and we'll do it."

    Jessica Kornbluth Dance Instructor
  • "As a person who cares more about cars than people, this is very exciting news. Three cheers for Rahm Emanuel!"

    Tom Schuster EMT

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