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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Embattled Liberia

The Bush administration is still unsure what role the U.S. military should play in war-ravaged Liberia. What do you think?
  • "If there's one thing I know about other countries, it's that they can't get enough of our troops."

    Raymond Blair Systems Analyst
  • "Why does it always have to be troops we send? Let's send them something nice, like a pretty candle."

    Penny Harmon LPN
  • "Ah, let's just strongly condemn the latest round of escalating violence and leave it at that."

    Paul Doherty Civil Drafter
  • "I don't understand why everyone's so up in arms about some unruly librarians."

    Ethan Templeton Gaming Dealer
  • "As an opponent of military intervention, I have a question: What sort of giant protest puppets are appropriate for the Liberian situation?"

    Tamra Rider Fitness Trainer
  • "Isn't this one of those situations we can just leave for our children?"

    Rufus Moyer EMT

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