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Embattled Liberia

The Bush administration is still unsure what role the U.S. military should play in war-ravaged Liberia. What do you think?
  • "If there's one thing I know about other countries, it's that they can't get enough of our troops."

    Raymond Blair Systems Analyst
  • "Why does it always have to be troops we send? Let's send them something nice, like a pretty candle."

    Penny Harmon LPN
  • "Ah, let's just strongly condemn the latest round of escalating violence and leave it at that."

    Paul Doherty Civil Drafter
  • "I don't understand why everyone's so up in arms about some unruly librarians."

    Ethan Templeton Gaming Dealer
  • "As an opponent of military intervention, I have a question: What sort of giant protest puppets are appropriate for the Liberian situation?"

    Tamra Rider Fitness Trainer
  • "Isn't this one of those situations we can just leave for our children?"

    Rufus Moyer EMT

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