Eminem Remarries Ex-Wife

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Eminem Remarries Ex-Wife

Eminem, aka Marshal Mathers, remarried his ex-wife Kim, about whom he had written a song involving her murder and dismemberment. What do you think?
  • "Rejoice! The poet doth rediscover his muse!"

    Diego Lasterna
    Sheriff's Deputy
  • "In my song, I told my wife to die. Okay, it wasn't strictly a 'song.'"

    Marc Tracy
    Usher
  • "I look forward to the return of Slim Shady's married rage. His 'bachelor' rhymes about microwave burritos and going to the laundromat were getting pretty stale."

    Amanda Harding
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