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FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Equal Opportunity Supporters Paid Less

A new study shows that men who adhere to a traditional mind-set about gender roles are paid more than men who are more egalitarian. What do you think?
  • ''Is this the least convoluted example of sexism they could find?''

    Renee Kaplan Systems Analyst
  • ''Good to know. Next time I’m angling for a raise, I’ll be sure to compliment my boss on her tits.''

    Micah Keenan Stockbroker
  • "I'm fine with egalitarian men earning equal pay, I just don't think they should be allowed to marry or join the military."

    Frank Richards Salvage Dealer
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