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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Equal Opportunity Supporters Paid Less

A new study shows that men who adhere to a traditional mind-set about gender roles are paid more than men who are more egalitarian. What do you think?
  • ''Is this the least convoluted example of sexism they could find?''

    Renee Kaplan Systems Analyst
  • ''Good to know. Next time I’m angling for a raise, I’ll be sure to compliment my boss on her tits.''

    Micah Keenan Stockbroker
  • "I'm fine with egalitarian men earning equal pay, I just don't think they should be allowed to marry or join the military."

    Frank Richards Salvage Dealer
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