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'ER’ Draws To Close

After 15 years, the NBC hospital drama ER is coming to an end tonight. What do you think?
  • “I hope they tie up the big loose end by finally treating that bearded extra who’s been sitting in the waiting room since season seven.”

    Lee Zimmerman Kick-Plate Installer
  • “Maybe they’ll finally reveal what ‘ER’ stands for in the last episode.”

    Aric Hoyer Hoist Operator
  • “I wonder if George Clooney will make a last-episode appearance? I'm sorry, I was just trying to imagine being one of those people who actually says things like that.”

    Kelly Duffy Loan Review Analyst

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