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Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 30, 2016

ARIES: Sometimes in life, you just need to stop whatever it is you’re doing and take a step back. Actually, maybe it’s two steps back. Yeah, that’s good. Keep going. The stars will let you know when you’re far enough.

‘Rugrats’ Turns 25

This August marks the 25th anniversary of the premiere of Rugrats, the beloved Nickelodeon cartoon about intrepid baby Tommy Pickles and his group of toddler friends. Here are some milestones from the show’s nine-season run

Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 9, 2016

ARIES: Your life’s story will soon play out in front of movie theater audiences across the country, though it’ll only last about 30 seconds and advertise free soft drink refills in the main lobby.

Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.
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'ER’ Draws To Close

After 15 years, the NBC hospital drama ER is coming to an end tonight. What do you think?
  • “I hope they tie up the big loose end by finally treating that bearded extra who’s been sitting in the waiting room since season seven.”

    Lee Zimmerman Kick-Plate Installer
  • “Maybe they’ll finally reveal what ‘ER’ stands for in the last episode.”

    Aric Hoyer Hoist Operator
  • “I wonder if George Clooney will make a last-episode appearance? I'm sorry, I was just trying to imagine being one of those people who actually says things like that.”

    Kelly Duffy Loan Review Analyst

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