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'ER’ Draws To Close

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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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'ER’ Draws To Close

After 15 years, the NBC hospital drama ER is coming to an end tonight. What do you think?
  • “I hope they tie up the big loose end by finally treating that bearded extra who’s been sitting in the waiting room since season seven.”

    Lee Zimmerman Kick-Plate Installer
  • “Maybe they’ll finally reveal what ‘ER’ stands for in the last episode.”

    Aric Hoyer Hoist Operator
  • “I wonder if George Clooney will make a last-episode appearance? I'm sorry, I was just trying to imagine being one of those people who actually says things like that.”

    Kelly Duffy Loan Review Analyst

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