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How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Erectile Dysfunction Linked To Heart Disease Fatality

German researchers have found that erectile dysfunction is a strong indicator that a man will die from heart disease. What do you think?
  • "Are those men really dying from heart disease, or from the sheer humiliation of being terrible at sex?"

    Jamie Pierce Systems Analyst
  • "Gee, it just doesn't seem like being impotent is worth the trouble."

    Bob Dotson Flame Gouger
  • "Why are you telling me this? What have you heard?"

    Alex Powers Incubator Helper

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