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ESP Lab Closing

A Princeton University lab studying extrasensory perception (ESP) is closing. What do you think?
  • "Yes! The Duluth Tarot Institute is back on top!"

    Matt Sharma
    Motorcycle Mechanic
  • "This does not bode well for Yale's Department of Goblin Studies or for Brown's Center for Skunk Ape and Yeti Research."

    Bradley Terwilliger
    Gardener
  • "This will come as a huge blow to the students who relied on this lab to provide insight to their futures as investment bankers, consultants, and Secretaries of Defense."

    Nina Parks
    Bartender
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