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EU Against Secret Prisons

The European Union is going to impose sanctions against member nations that cooperated with the U.S. CIA-run prisons. What do you think?
  • "Are they going around accusing people of torture? I mean, apparently we torture people who say that shit."

    Geoff Nelson Animal Trainer
  • "It looks like maybe the CIA should return to its former purpose: toppling hostile governments. In this case, the EU."

    Liam Ryan Physician’s Assistant
  • "So suddenly the fatherland of S&M has a problem with torture?"

    Phoebe Plagens Housekeeping

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