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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Europe Facing Butter Shortage

Growing demand from China and the developing world has left Europe facing a looming butter shortage, which industry officials have called a “major crisis.” What do you think?

  • “If they would just give in and refrigerate it like we do, maybe they wouldn’t be in this mess.”

    Susan Bitzegaio Trestle Sizer
  • “Well sure. ‘Everyone loves butter’ is just basic Econ 101.”

    Timothy Hamblin Duct Cleaner
  • “In this regard and in this regard alone, I’m proud to be an American.”

    Bruce Giancola Recall Canceler

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