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Europe, The U.S., And Saddam

A number of America's top European allies, including France and Germany, strongly oppose any potential U.S. military action against Iraq. What do you think?
  • "What? The rest of the world disapproves of America's militarism? Jesus, man, don't they know they can get bombed for that?"

    Christopher <br>Massey
    Systems <br>Analyst
  • "Whatever will we do without the backing of the Spanish Armada?"

    Lisa Hatcher
    Graduate <br>Student
  • "C'mon, one shot at ousting Saddam every 10 years is only fair."

    Bob Olsen
    Roofer
  • "It's not like we're asking our European allies to pitch in; we just want them to stand idly by and watch."

    Michael <br>Rossum
    Lawyer
  • "Fuck Europe. I hate those sniffy little watered-down wimps. So what if they're absolutely right? Fuckin' horse-eaters."

    Rick Edgerton
    Cab Driver
  • "It's good to see that after more than 50 years, America's shrewd piss-off-the-world strategy is finally starting to pay off."

    Michelle Glover
    Dietitian
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