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With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.

Being A Mom Was The Best Four Years Of My Life!

As I get older, I find myself reflecting on my life more often and marveling at what an amazing journey it’s been. I’ve made tons of great friends, been to magnificent places all over the world, and learned so many important things about myself along the way. But if I’m being honest, there’s one period of my life that stands out from all the rest: those four incredible years when I was a mom.
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European Union Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Still suffering from an economic crisis that has stirred social unrest and threatened to tear apart the eurozone, the 27-state European Union received this year’s Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of its contributions to democracy, peace, and human rights. What do you think?

  • “Congrats to Europe on their almost two decades without ethnic cleansings.”

    Phoebe Willenson Bead Stringer
  • “Yeah. Fuck you, Switzerland!”

    Rik Radclyffe Systems Analyst
  • “Better luck next time, actual people who did actual things.”

    Clark Adamsick Justice of the Peace

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