European Union Wins Nobel Peace Prize

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European Union Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Still suffering from an economic crisis that has stirred social unrest and threatened to tear apart the eurozone, the 27-state European Union received this year’s Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of its contributions to democracy, peace, and human rights. What do you think?

  • “Congrats to Europe on their almost two decades without ethnic cleansings.”

    Phoebe Willenson
    Bead Stringer
  • “Yeah. Fuck you, Switzerland!”

    Rik Radclyffe
    Systems Analyst
  • “Better luck next time, actual people who did actual things.”

    Clark Adamsick
    Justice of the Peace
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