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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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European Union Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Still suffering from an economic crisis that has stirred social unrest and threatened to tear apart the eurozone, the 27-state European Union received this year’s Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of its contributions to democracy, peace, and human rights. What do you think?

  • “Congrats to Europe on their almost two decades without ethnic cleansings.”

    Phoebe Willenson Bead Stringer
  • “Yeah. Fuck you, Switzerland!”

    Rik Radclyffe Systems Analyst
  • “Better luck next time, actual people who did actual things.”

    Clark Adamsick Justice of the Peace
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