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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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European Union Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Still suffering from an economic crisis that has stirred social unrest and threatened to tear apart the eurozone, the 27-state European Union received this year’s Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of its contributions to democracy, peace, and human rights. What do you think?

  • “Congrats to Europe on their almost two decades without ethnic cleansings.”

    Phoebe Willenson Bead Stringer
  • “Yeah. Fuck you, Switzerland!”

    Rik Radclyffe Systems Analyst
  • “Better luck next time, actual people who did actual things.”

    Clark Adamsick Justice of the Peace

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