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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Evel Knievel Dead

Legendary stuntman Evel Knievel died at home last week at the age of 69. What do you think?
  • "His spirit will live on in every vacant lot, every row of 13 Pepsi delivery trucks, and every 20-foot-long box filled with rattlesnakes."

    Alan Thurber Taxi Driver
  • "That's too bad. I was rooting for his oxygen to complete the leap over the blood-brain barrier."

    Cathy DuBrow Psychiatric Nurse
  • "Thank God. Now I can finally let my kids watch TV again. Of course, they are in their 40s."

    Strom Gustavson Roofer

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