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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Evel Knievel Dead

Legendary stuntman Evel Knievel died at home last week at the age of 69. What do you think?
  • "His spirit will live on in every vacant lot, every row of 13 Pepsi delivery trucks, and every 20-foot-long box filled with rattlesnakes."

    Alan Thurber Taxi Driver
  • "That's too bad. I was rooting for his oxygen to complete the leap over the blood-brain barrier."

    Cathy DuBrow Psychiatric Nurse
  • "Thank God. Now I can finally let my kids watch TV again. Of course, they are in their 40s."

    Strom Gustavson Roofer

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