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Troy Polamalu All Over Orthopedic Clinic

PITTSBURGH—Steelers safety Troy Polamalu reportedly wreaked havoc on the Tri-State Orthopedics Clinic Monday, flailing around wildly on his crutches and violently knocking over unsuspecting physical therapy patients while rehabilitating the sprained medial collateral ligament in his left knee.
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Ex-Football Star Running For Congress

Retired NFL player Jay Riemersma announced Monday that in 2010 he will run as a Republican for one of Michigan's seats in the U.S. House of Representatives. What do you think?
  • "I'm sure Congress will welcome him. They've been looking for a good tight end to replace Kennedy."

    Lori Williams
    Hide Splitter
  • "I hope in his first speech he makes metaphorical connections between football and politics."

    Justin Stainer
    Systems Analyst
  • "It's so inspiring that, even after all those concussions, he's going to get out there and make some law."

    Josh Konopka
    Furnace Installer
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