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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Ex-Football Star Running For Congress

Retired NFL player Jay Riemersma announced Monday that in 2010 he will run as a Republican for one of Michigan's seats in the U.S. House of Representatives. What do you think?
  • "I'm sure Congress will welcome him. They've been looking for a good tight end to replace Kennedy."

    Lori Williams Hide Splitter
  • "I hope in his first speech he makes metaphorical connections between football and politics."

    Justin Stainer Systems Analyst
  • "It's so inspiring that, even after all those concussions, he's going to get out there and make some law."

    Josh Konopka Furnace Installer

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