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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Excess Fat Diminishes Brainpower

A Northwestern University study found that for every point gained on a scale of obesity, older women lost mental skills. What do you think?

  • "I thought there was a correlation. It's amazing how many dumb fucks are also dumb, fat fucks."

    Victor Del Guidice Crisis Counselor
  • "I don't know—my grandma's a little hefty, but you should hear her go through multiplication tables."

    Mary Beke Bartender
  • "My wife is just as thin and as dumb as she was the day I met her."

    George Malone Building Superintendant
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