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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Excessive Puns Could Indicate Brain Damage

A recent neurological paper explained the phenomenon of witzelsucht, or joke addiction, wherein patients who have suffered damage to the frontal lobe of the brain spout an excess of puns and off-color jokes. What do you think?

  • “Leave it to the Germans to classify humor as a mental disorder.”

    Sandra Kimich Jam Sweetener
  • “It’s great knowing that those who have suffered brain damage can go on to lead healthy, fulfilling, annoying lives.”

    Logan Sumner Hydration Activist
  • “Yeah, my routine has gotten a lot more hacky since the car crash.”

    Collin Tetzik Systems Analyst
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