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Excessive Puns Could Indicate Brain Damage

A recent neurological paper explained the phenomenon of witzelsucht, or joke addiction, wherein patients who have suffered damage to the frontal lobe of the brain spout an excess of puns and off-color jokes. What do you think?

  • “Leave it to the Germans to classify humor as a mental disorder.”

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  • “It’s great knowing that those who have suffered brain damage can go on to lead healthy, fulfilling, annoying lives.”

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