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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Executing The Mentally Disabled

The U.S. Supreme Court is currently hearing a case challenging the constitutionality of the death penalty for retarded individuals. What do you think?
  • "The notion of executing retarded people is deeply offensive. It should be called the execution of the developmentally disabled."

    Anita Welch Homemaker
  • "I'd rather see these killers executed than force the American taxpayer to spend thousands on lemon cookies and safety scissors for the next 50 years."

    Robert Ready Banker
  • "You'd think judges would be lenient, since they probably were pretty easy to catch."

    Irfan Clarence Cashier
  • "How can we execute criminals for actions they don't even fully comprehend? They just wanted to pet the pretty lady's soft hair."

    Don Duquette Truck Driver
  • "Do we really need to waste money and resources killing the retarded when sending them into a hedge maze would be just as effective?"

    Art Gordon Systems Analyst
  • "Even more shocking is the fact that hundreds of these executions were carried out by a Texas governor with a 57 IQ."

    Mindy Andersen Reference Librarian
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