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Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Executions Postponed Due To Drug Shortage

A national shortage of the anesthetic sodium thiopental has states scrambling to find a suitable replacement for scheduled executions. What do you think?

  • "Maybe this will lead state governments to kill people in a normal way instead of sneaking around with poison."

    Mia Myers Systems Analyst
  • "I just bought a 24-pack of Mountain Dew Live Wire, if that helps with anything."

    Darby Collins Oil Sprayer
  • "Great. Now we'll have to find another day when everyone in our church group can attend."

    Kenny Gray Church Deacon
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