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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Executions Postponed Due To Drug Shortage

A national shortage of the anesthetic sodium thiopental has states scrambling to find a suitable replacement for scheduled executions. What do you think?

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  • "I just bought a 24-pack of Mountain Dew Live Wire, if that helps with anything."

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  • "Great. Now we'll have to find another day when everyone in our church group can attend."

    Kenny Gray Church Deacon

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