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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Expired Medicines Collected By DEA

The Drug Enforcement Administration conducted a national initiative last weekend in which people could bring their expired and unwanted prescription medications for disposal, no questions asked. What do you think?

  • "Look, DEA agents fight hard every day in a war they know they can't win; they deserve a little perk like free pills."

    Laura Digard Building Inspector
  • "The DEA has the safest and most reliable toilet for disposing of drugs."

    David Eubank Systems Analyst
  • "Yeah, okay, fuck it, my hair's never growing back anyway."

    Larry Williams Lubrication Servicer

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