Explosion Seen On Jupiter

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Explosion Seen On Jupiter

Earlier this week, two amateur astronomers witnessed and captured video of what appeared to be a 100-mile-wide fireball in the atmosphere of Jupiter, a phenomenon they believe was likely the result of a major meteor or comet impact. What do you think?

  • “This just goes to show: If you stare at Jupiter long enough, something might happen.”

    Phil Horvath
    Hay Sorter
  • “Aw, other people saw that too? There goes my wish.”

    Lynn Dacascos
    Nuclear Engineer
  • “I’m sorry. I’m way too stressed to think about Jupiter today. That planet is huge.”

    Stan Rhodes
    Mayonnaise Mixer