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FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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FAA Allows Use Of Electronics Throughout Flights

The Federal Aviation Administration announced that airline passengers will now be able to use certain electronic devices, such as e-readers and video gaming devices, throughout an entire flight, though cell phone calls remain prohibited. What do you think?

  • “All right. I’ll start flying again.”

    Xavier Wren Illustration Instructor
  • “Aw, man. Just when I sold all my electronics.”

    Veronique Fowler Grocery Bagger
  • “Nice to see the people whose job it is to protect me loosening up a bit.”

    Kyle Domingo Systems Analyst
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