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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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FAA Allows Use Of Electronics Throughout Flights

The Federal Aviation Administration announced that airline passengers will now be able to use certain electronic devices, such as e-readers and video gaming devices, throughout an entire flight, though cell phone calls remain prohibited. What do you think?

  • “All right. I’ll start flying again.”

    Xavier Wren Illustration Instructor
  • “Aw, man. Just when I sold all my electronics.”

    Veronique Fowler Grocery Bagger
  • “Nice to see the people whose job it is to protect me loosening up a bit.”

    Kyle Domingo Systems Analyst

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