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Kate Moss In Trouble

Kate Moss lost her contracts from H&M, Burberry, and Chanel last week when a London tabloid published photos of the supermodel doing cocaine. What do...

American Teens, French Sex

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Face Transplants

The Cleveland Clinic has begun interviewing candidates for the world's first face transplant. What do you think?
  • "Is this strictly for disfigurement victims, or can I turn my trophy wife into a hot Asian chick if I feel like it?"

    Guy Clemmons
    Systems Analyst
  • "Finally, I will have the face of my baboon heart's desire."

    Kim Kovacs
    Veterinary Assistant
  • "Say goodbye to the old world, where you were limited to just one face on the boring old front of your head."

    Parker Knowleton
    Legal Aide
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