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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Face Transplants

The Cleveland Clinic has begun interviewing candidates for the world's first face transplant. What do you think?
  • "Is this strictly for disfigurement victims, or can I turn my trophy wife into a hot Asian chick if I feel like it?"

    Guy Clemmons Systems Analyst
  • "Finally, I will have the face of my baboon heart's desire."

    Kim Kovacs Veterinary Assistant
  • "Say goodbye to the old world, where you were limited to just one face on the boring old front of your head."

    Parker Knowleton Legal Aide

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