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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Facebook Adds Hashtags

Facebook began adding hashtag functionality to its website yesterday, allowing users to turn any posted word into a link by placing a pound sign in front of it, which, when clicked, brings up a feed of all posts bearing that hashtag. What do you think?

  • “Yet another testament to the power of prayer!”

    Gabriel Cuppari Glass Silverer
  • “Great! Now I can find out how everyone spent their Friday night and not just the people I know!”

    Andrew Chapek Unemployed
  • “Sounds too confusing to ever catch on.”

    Cindy O’Malley Pencil Inspector

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