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Facebook Adds More Than 50 New Gender Options

Facebook announced yesterday that it will no longer limit users’ choices to “male” or “female” when identifying gender, instead offering a new customizable option allowing them to choose from over 50 preset terms and pick their preferred pronoun. What do you think?

  • “It’s time to stop coddling people by showing them respect.”

    Jake Edelman Choir Conductor
  • “Could they hold off on that a bit? I’m trying to help my mom understand Facebook, and this really won’t help."

    Maggie Birnbaum Driving Instructor
  • “Is it okay if I still just choose ‘male’?”

    James Armstrong Air Traffic Controller

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