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Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.

Nation Leery Of Very Odd Little Boy

WASHINGTON—Noting that there was something distinctly unnerving about his mannerisms, physical appearance, and overall demeanor, the nation confirmed Friday that it was leery of very odd 8-year-old Brendan Nault.

What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

New revelations from the U.S. intelligence community about potentially illegal communications between members of the Trump administration and Russian officials, which led to Michael Flynn resigning as national security advisor Monday, have increased calls for a wider investigation of Trump’s murky ties to Russia. Here’s what you need to know.

A Timeline Of Valentine’s Day History

Every February, people across the world engage in romantic traditions with their loved ones in celebration of Valentine’s Day. The Onion provides a timeline of the holiday’s inception and evolution:
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Facebook Adds Restrictions To Curb Illegal Gun Sales

Responding to criticism that it’s not doing enough to prevent people from illegally buying and selling guns through the site, Facebook has announced that it will actively delete posts trying to circumvent gun laws and educate violators about gun retail. What do you think?

  • “Great. Now I’m restricted to buying guns at any hundreds of other websites, gun shows, and gun stores.”

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  • “I’ve got three Crimson Trace SW J revolvers—$299.99 each. Find me if you’re interested.”

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  • “I just hope they haven’t forgotten about all those awful breastfeeding photos.”

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