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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Facebook Adds Restrictions To Curb Illegal Gun Sales

Responding to criticism that it’s not doing enough to prevent people from illegally buying and selling guns through the site, Facebook has announced that it will actively delete posts trying to circumvent gun laws and educate violators about gun retail. What do you think?

  • “Great. Now I’m restricted to buying guns at any hundreds of other websites, gun shows, and gun stores.”

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  • “I’ve got three Crimson Trace SW J revolvers—$299.99 each. Find me if you’re interested.”

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  • “I just hope they haven’t forgotten about all those awful breastfeeding photos.”

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