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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Facebook Adds Restrictions To Curb Illegal Gun Sales

Responding to criticism that it’s not doing enough to prevent people from illegally buying and selling guns through the site, Facebook has announced that it will actively delete posts trying to circumvent gun laws and educate violators about gun retail. What do you think?

  • “Great. Now I’m restricted to buying guns at any hundreds of other websites, gun shows, and gun stores.”

    Ellen Foley Breakfast Server
  • “I’ve got three Crimson Trace SW J revolvers—$299.99 each. Find me if you’re interested.”

    J.J. Prewitt Program Organizer
  • “I just hope they haven’t forgotten about all those awful breastfeeding photos.”

    David Levine Fitness Club Supervisor

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