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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Facebook Adds Restrictions To Curb Illegal Gun Sales

Responding to criticism that it’s not doing enough to prevent people from illegally buying and selling guns through the site, Facebook has announced that it will actively delete posts trying to circumvent gun laws and educate violators about gun retail. What do you think?

  • “Great. Now I’m restricted to buying guns at any hundreds of other websites, gun shows, and gun stores.”

    Ellen Foley Breakfast Server
  • “I’ve got three Crimson Trace SW J revolvers—$299.99 each. Find me if you’re interested.”

    J.J. Prewitt Program Organizer
  • “I just hope they haven’t forgotten about all those awful breastfeeding photos.”

    David Levine Fitness Club Supervisor

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