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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Facebook Adds Restrictions To Curb Illegal Gun Sales

Responding to criticism that it’s not doing enough to prevent people from illegally buying and selling guns through the site, Facebook has announced that it will actively delete posts trying to circumvent gun laws and educate violators about gun retail. What do you think?

  • “Great. Now I’m restricted to buying guns at any hundreds of other websites, gun shows, and gun stores.”

    Ellen Foley Breakfast Server
  • “I’ve got three Crimson Trace SW J revolvers—$299.99 each. Find me if you’re interested.”

    J.J. Prewitt Program Organizer
  • “I just hope they haven’t forgotten about all those awful breastfeeding photos.”

    David Levine Fitness Club Supervisor

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