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Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.

Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation

BATAVIA, IL—Calling it the most substantial private donation the research facility has received in years, officials at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory announced Monday that an anonymous benefactor had given them a generous particle donation.

God Excited About First Trip To Japan

THE HEAVENS—After years of talking about visiting the East Asian country, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, told reporters Monday that He was excited to finally be taking His first trip to Japan.
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Facebook Announces "Anonymous Log-In" For Apps

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced this week that in an effort to grant users more privacy, the social network plans to offer an "anonymous log-in" option for apps, which allows users to try out third-party apps without giving over access to personal information in their Facebook accounts. What do you think?

  • “I don’t feel comfortable with other apps invading the privacy I already surrendered to Facebook.”

    Kenneth Fountaine Public Works Inspector
  • "Will there be a way to send my personal information directly to the app's advertisers? I don't want to miss out on a personalized experience."

    Zack Anderson Unemployed
  • "I love how Mark Zuckerberg is always thinking about us.”

    Julie Welker Soloist

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