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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Facebook Announces "Anonymous Log-In" For Apps

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced this week that in an effort to grant users more privacy, the social network plans to offer an "anonymous log-in" option for apps, which allows users to try out third-party apps without giving over access to personal information in their Facebook accounts. What do you think?

  • “I don’t feel comfortable with other apps invading the privacy I already surrendered to Facebook.”

    Kenneth Fountaine Public Works Inspector
  • "Will there be a way to send my personal information directly to the app's advertisers? I don't want to miss out on a personalized experience."

    Zack Anderson Unemployed
  • "I love how Mark Zuckerberg is always thinking about us.”

    Julie Welker Soloist
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