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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Facebook, Apple Paying For Female Employees To Freeze Eggs

Facebook and Apple have announced that they will begin subsidizing egg-freezing procedures for female employees, allowing them to pursue their careers and have children later in life. What do you think?

  • “I’ll be proud to show my children the browser plug-in that’s the reason they’re 9 and not 14.”

    Candace Johnson Programmer
  • “What about the women who want to have kids now? Do they at least get offered a decent severance package?”

    Bob Ainsley Art Appraiser
  • “Wow—I guess women who happen to work for one of these two companies really can have it all.”

    Henry Gardner Sugar Industry Lobbyist
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