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New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Facebook, Apple Paying For Female Employees To Freeze Eggs

Facebook and Apple have announced that they will begin subsidizing egg-freezing procedures for female employees, allowing them to pursue their careers and have children later in life. What do you think?

  • “I’ll be proud to show my children the browser plug-in that’s the reason they’re 9 and not 14.”

    Candace Johnson Programmer
  • “What about the women who want to have kids now? Do they at least get offered a decent severance package?”

    Bob Ainsley Art Appraiser
  • “Wow—I guess women who happen to work for one of these two companies really can have it all.”

    Henry Gardner Sugar Industry Lobbyist

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