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    The number of Americans who went to the movies hit a 20-year low in 2014, leaving theaters scrambling to find ways to incentivize the public to see new releases on the big screen rather than watch films at home or on the internet. Here are some methods theaters are using to win back audiences and increase box office sales:

Facebook Introduces New Search Feature

Positioning itself as a potential rival to LinkedIn and online dating sites, Facebook introduced its new Graph Search yesterday, a feature that allows users to search people, pictures, and interests on the social network using a variety of filters. What do you think?

  • “Wait. Other people on Facebook can see me?”

    Rory Sandwich
    Systems Analyst
  • “Wow, the name alone is exciting—Graph Search!”

    Martha Tuttle
    Tour Guide
  • “But let’s say I want to see some tits. Then what?”

    Ray Cowles
    Screen Printer

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