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Facebook Pays $1 Billion For Instagram

In advance of its initial public offering, Facebook has purchased the two-year-old photo-sharing website Instagram. What do you think?

  • "And I thought there was nothing that could make the Facebook IPO more exciting."

    Ann Barnett Light Technician
  • "Great, another app I won’t have a chance to try because its acquisition by Facebook makes it too passé."

    Albert Moore Systems Analyst
  • "I wish I could make big business decisions like that. All I can buy for my company is stupid little cupcakes. And I already ate those."

    Michael Cubiero Bag Liner

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