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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Facebook Pays $1 Billion For Instagram

In advance of its initial public offering, Facebook has purchased the two-year-old photo-sharing website Instagram. What do you think?

  • "And I thought there was nothing that could make the Facebook IPO more exciting."

    Ann Barnett Light Technician
  • "Great, another app I won’t have a chance to try because its acquisition by Facebook makes it too passé."

    Albert Moore Systems Analyst
  • "I wish I could make big business decisions like that. All I can buy for my company is stupid little cupcakes. And I already ate those."

    Michael Cubiero Bag Liner
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