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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Facebook Testing Out ‘Buy’ Button

According to company officials, Facebook is testing out a new “Buy” button on the News Feed section and on advertisements, which would give users the option to keep their credit card and shipping information on file with Facebook and purchase items without ever leaving the site. What do you think?

  • “Oh, boy, a new button!”

    Carson Lane Catalogue Printer
  • “If they want to compete with Amazon, they are going to have to get their purchasing process down to a half-click or less.”

    Barry Kanalley Systems Analyst
  • “This sounds awful and unnecessary. I suppose I’ll get used to it, though.”

    Margaret Burke FedEx Delivery Manager
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